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This Insect...

...Can Squish You, First

4/10/08 08:23 pm

*he may or may not have a rabbit sitting contently on his shoulder.  How it's there and still living, no one will ever know*

Someone decided to burn-burn down my cornfield. *this has caused him to be Unhappy Shrapnel*  As much as I'd like-like to hunt the insignificant piece-piece of slag down, I don't-don't know who it was-was.  *grumbles something about stupid vandals*  So it looks-looks like it's back to the-the red woods for me-me.

This stupid-stupid rabbit won't stop-stop following me.

[[o.o;  Yeesh.  Sorry for the lack of updates, y'all.]]

3/14/08 04:13 pm

*he's in his field, grumbling something along the lines of 'evil hookers,' 'pit-slagging awful city,' and something about 'scary crazy squishies'*  Never.  Again-again.  I am never going-going to Las Vegas again-again.  That was the worst-worst experience of my life-life.

*looks down at something hopping in circles around him, looking none too happy with it being there*  Shortly after returning to-to my field, I found...a rabbit.  It won't-won't leave me alone.  What-what should I do with-with it?  *yes, even Shrapnel can't kill a rabbit, because it's a rabbit*

2/10/08 05:54 pm

Finding the base-base unsatisfactory, I've been exploring-exploring.

You know, red woods-woods taste divine.  You should-should try it sometime-time.  The fleshlings that-that come through here-here frequently don't seem pleased-pleased with their precious trees-trees being damaged-damaged but that's of little-little consequence to me.

And it seems that-that in my distraction, I've been forgetting to-to update this thing.  Ah well; a trivial matter-matter.

11/27/07 03:47 pm

The trip to-to Disney was...interesting-interesting.  Not nearly as heinous-heinous as I would have expected.  However-however, it is not as amazing-amazing as people have-have claimed it to be-be.

Bombshell, we need-need to dismember an infant-infant sometime.  And we need-need more cotton candy-candy.

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11/2/07 04:02 pm

I am here-here.  Kickback is here, too-too?

I am in a field-field.  Where am I supposed to go-go? (The field is pretty nice-nice, though.)  My scanners tell me that I am at least-least a considerable distance-distance from any others-others.
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